Afternoon, everyone!
Remember those onion rings I made a couple nights back?
Well, I had no idea, but apparently my microwave has a “crisp and sizzle” setting on it. Thirty seconds in the nuker, and my onion rings were just as delicious several days later as they were straight from the skillet.
This is valuable knowledge, you know.
Onion rings make fantastic salad toppers.
Though, I admit that I am somewhat embarrassed that I’ve had this microwave for over two years now and never noticed the “crisp” option until now.
And, admittedly, it was a bit unnerving to watch my onion rings essentially simmer in all that extra oil that was enveloping it.
At least the paper towel soaked most of it up, right?
Right.
I tried to make an epic salad, too, and was disappointed to discover mold growing on two out of three heads of romaine in my fridge.
I had to bin them, of course, which reduced my salad size by like, half.
Shame on you, Winco, for selling rubbish produce.
At least the cherries and pears were pretty dang spot on.
However, somehow when I was minding my own business, I got a thought.
Thoughts, with me, are few and far between, so when I actually get one, it’s an exciting moment, and I tend to act on it lest it slip away and I never get another thought again, ever.
My thought was this:
I love peanut butter cups.
I love coconut cups.
Why not combine the two?
And so I did.
There’s no recipe because it was ridiculously simple. A recipe would be laughable.
I melted dark chocolate chips in the microwave, then placed the melted chocolate in candy liners. Then I mixed a blob of coconut butter and a blob of peanut butter in a ramekin, and melted it. I poured it onto my chocolate, and stuck it in the freezer to harden. Ten minutes later, I poured another layer of chocolate over it, and then ate it.
That simple.
I’m lucky I only made two, and have already sworn one to Amor. These things are nothing short of habit forming.
And, my bike!
I’m still trying to name him.
But isn’t it a lovely bike?
What’s your favorite anti-recipe? You know, that recipe that’s so easy that it shouldn’t even be a recipe? Please share!
Thanks for reading!
<3 Kaz









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July 13, 2010 at 18:44
theemptynutjar
I am impressed. I have no microwave, I wonder if melting it in a pot would work? Not sure. Gosh, I love coconut butter so much. So pricey though, so I buy it once a year, ha.
Nice bike. I think I am too scared to ride a bike. Don’t laugh!
July 13, 2010 at 18:52
theeverloving&admiringbff
UM!! ONLY TWO??? excuse me ? ouch!
July 13, 2010 at 18:53
theeverloving&admiringbff
he looks very happy in his new home, i hope those brakes work now
July 13, 2010 at 18:55
glutenfreemuse
Kaz,
Yummy on all accounts!! I must try to make those peanut butter coconut cups!! Where did you get your candy molds??
Have you ever tried Don Sabrosa Salsas? I have a product review for them on my blog, and I love his salsa!! Kind of pricey, but guaranteed GF/Organic, the whole gamut!!
Thanks for more hilarious recipes/non-recipes
~Alyssa
p.s. I think you should name your bike Smithereens…don’t know why…I just like it
July 13, 2010 at 20:41
Lauren (Clean Eats in the Dirty South)
yeah. you totally copied me with them cuppy cups
now i want more of em though!! they’re SO good.
just kidding
July 13, 2010 at 23:42
kaztronomic
Dude! I knew SOMEBODY had put that idea in my head. Hah. Credit to you, by all means.
(By the way, I’m now officially obsessed with adzuki beans and snicker every time I walk past them in the grocery store. Hehe.)
July 14, 2010 at 01:11
Tes
ummmm chocolate coconut eanut butter cup! What a beautiful creation!
The bike is handsome!
The recipes that shouldn’t call recipe (in my opinion) are those cereal with topping that! this!
July 14, 2010 at 05:39
Heather Eats Almond Butter
I have never had a good experience reheating onion rings – so thanks for the tip, and don’t even get me started on the coconut/pb cups. I think I love you.
July 14, 2010 at 08:12
spabettie
my favorite non recipe. I think you could eat this!
http://spabettie.com/2010/05/28/you-got-your-pretzel-in-my-chocolate-peanut-butter/
NEW BIKE IS RAAAAD !!
July 14, 2010 at 10:07
Meagan
Thanks again for the kind words!
I love the idea of those peanut butter cups. They look delicious!!!!!!!!!!!
July 15, 2010 at 03:15
Gaby
Brilliant idea with the coconut!
I love the bike, he’s beautiful! Have you thought of a name yet? I need to name my bike too.